Examples of Good and Bad Ads

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Examples of Good and Bad Ads

Some Simple "No Brainer" Rules

Rule #1 - Do Not Mention Kids or Children in any way, shape or form in your ad. It is fantastic that you have 2 wonderful kids, but this is not the place to advertise that fact. If you can't entertain at home because of kids, just say "We are unable to entertain at home."

Here is an actual ad that we had to reject. See if you can see why.

"We are a couple that has been swinging for about a year now. We love swinging and we will try anything once, and twice if we like it. We have 2 kids ages 7 and 9. It would be great if you had kids too so we all could get together for fun."

That ad could be taken any number of ways right? It just depends on who is reading it.

Rule #2 - Do Not send in pictures with your kids in the foreground or background. This includes photos of you with pictures of your children on walls or in frames.

Rule #3 - Do Not send in pictures with other people anywhere in the picture. What if your friends stumbled onto your ad and saw pictures of themselves?

Rule #4 - Nude photographs are acceptable with us. Photographs of you in provocative sexual poses must be handled with discretion. We will not post pictures that we consider to be obscene or degrading. Definitions of obscenity and degradation vary from community to community and it is not our intention to adhere to, or set any local community standards. We reserve the right to accept or reject photographs based on what we feel is in the best interest of our internet community.

Preferred Writing Style for Ads in Swinger Zone
No "HI, WE ARE BOB AND SUE." DON'T USE ALL CAPITAL LETTERS	No "hi, we are bob and sue." don't use all lower case letters.
"Hi, we are Bob and Sue." Type normally like a letter.

GOOD AD - Ad would be accepted.
We are a bored Newbie couple in our mid 30's who are looking for something to do that is off the beaten path. We are primarily interested in meeting couples, but will meet with select singles. Wife has expressed bi-curiosity, pictures to share. Phone conversation a must with both of you before meeting! We are honest and real, please don't jerk us around if you have no intentions of meeting anyone. Want to have fun and meet new people, D&D Free, attractive, couple. dick_and_jayne@anymail.com

GOOD AD - Ad would be accepted.
We're just your average couple in search of other couples for erotic fun. We are athletic and outgoing. We love to dance and party and get a little naked in the process. We are a full swap couple, but we will respect any limits you have set for yourselves. very_descriptive@nice_couple.com

BAD AD - Ad is borderline obscene and degrading.
Hey, we are looking for peoples to get down with. She has big tits and loves to suck cock. He has a big dick and eats pussy like a madman. Our XXX pics for yours. Don't contact us unless you are serious about fucking. no_class@hick_city.com

BAD AD - Ad is too short and is a waste of everyone's time.
Couple looking to meet others for swapping, etc. too_lazy@waste-of-time.net